page 2 jokes

I hope you enjoy the jokes and riddles the students have made up! 

What kind of dogs are full of ticks?

 

Watch dogs.

 

What did the boy say when he saw his dog lying in the sun?

 

Hot dog!!

 

Who's the coolest cat at Christmas?

 

Santa claws

 

What is the most rich pet you can buy at a pet store?

 

Goldfish.

 

 

What kind of fish can you find in a bird cage?

 

a perch. 

 

 

Why does a dog turn around three times before it lies down?

 

Because one good turn deserves another. 

 

 

What did the dog say when it got it's tail caught in the door?

 

It won't be long now.