Spot Remover |
Cats Whiskers |
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| I bought a special spot remover in the store to eradicate the unsightly stains my dog has left on the carpet. The first time I used it my dog came over to see what I was doing just as I sprayed the foul fluid. My dog disappeared. I was about to sue the company until I remembered...my dog's name was Spot! | We do not have a cat but the cat next door, Gus, sometimes runs into our house and pretends he is our cat. Gus is all white and is male, very male. For allowing him to stay with us, Gus repays the kindness with DEAD ANIMALS! |
I like animal stories and these are both COMPLETELY TRUE! Well, maybe only one is true but Gus really is white!